Nov 28 2008
RICHARD SIMMONS SINGS ON BLACK FRIDAY
The eternal exercise optimist was spotted handing out free goodies and cash to the homeless and needy while other shoppers looked for dirt cheap bargains. He sang while he gave and screamed in delight after learning a new hand shake from the youngsters.
Simmons must be congratulated for his caring spirit but when will he realize he is 60! Wearing a sleeveless Christmas inspired tank-top he made everyone look overdressed in their winter jackets and scarves. Down below his waist was being hugged by shorts one size too small.
Oh well, that’s what we expect of Simmons and without his flamboyant nature he would just be another forgotten star of the eighties. Exercise gurus don’t die otherwise Heaven would not be a place of rest.
