Feb 09 2009
The Fashion Police on Grammy Wear
Fashion police always crack me up. They like to rip celebs to shreds for wearing the wrong outfit when it really comes down to–”Who Cares!” The musician or actor they’re trashing has accomplished more than they will ever do in their lifetimes. Policing fashion is not an accomplishment.
With that said, I’m fine with making the catty remarks and being a hypocrite. I just want to put it all in perspective. E-online posted several Grammy fashion do’sĀ and don’ts.
I’m not sure what the hell this is?

Okay, okay, she’s pregnant but short women of Sri Lankan Tamil descent (yeah, I looked it up) should not wear dresses that make them look even shorter.
Same goes for Leona Lewis?

Again, she looks short. Women of Black Irish descent (yes, I looked her up too) shouldn’t wear…y’know, you would think Black Irish would be taller?
I will restrain myself to mocking only one more outfit worn by “Estelle”:

Hello there, space cadet!