Miss Piggy, the well known Muppet star, has released a book called: “The Diva Code: Miss Piggy on Life, Love, and the 10,000 Idiotic Things Men Frogs Do“. We here at Popped Culture News have it on good authority that this manuscript was ghost written and that Miss Piggy, as usual, is taking all the credit.

The piggish star has been on a downward spiral ever since the lackluster performances in post Jim Henson movies such as Muppet Treasure Island and Muppets In Space. Rumors have persisted that she has taken to drinking appletinis in excess, making her normal snobbish personality even more intolerable.

On top of this behavior, it is not widely known but Kermit issued a restraining order against her back in 2006. Says Kermit: “Miss Piggy cannot understand that our on screen romance was simply part of the plot. I have no interest in romancing a pig. They are filthy, smelly, barnyard animals. I’m not perfect myself, but I would say after our show was canceled the second time around on ABC that all Miss Piggy was good for was bacon.”

With those harsh words, Miss Piggy has broken the restraining order several times in order to “lurk” outside Kermit’s Beverly Hills Mansion. When police were called, she broke out in an incomprehensible rant about Kermit dating a cow–which could have been a reference to a large woman or an actual cow.

None of these incidents are mentioned in her new book and it is unlikely that Miss Piggy will come clean anytime soon about her disturbing behavior.

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