I know I’m horrible, but I just assumed that Zac Efron was gay. I’m not judging or anything, gay is fine–especially for a guy in musicals.

According to People.com Zac grew up with a crush on Tyra Banks and had her picture on his wall. It still makes me suspicious considering that Tyra is like a pretty version of Oprah and Oprah and Tyra’s show could only be tolerated by men who are leaning towards the gay world. Again I ‘m being horrible.

What is it about Zac that makes me think he’s gay? Something about that face. He reminds me of a hairstylist. And those eyes are kind of darling (did I say that, maybe I’m being a little gay myself).

I will not be surprised in the future though if and when Zac starts doing adult roles that he “comes out.” The whole teen thing was for an image to sell to vunerable young girls.

Zac’s movie 17 again is out in theaters. These types of movies where an older man or woman somehow goes back in time and inhabits their young body or their son or daughter’s young body seem to come out every decade starting with Freaky Friday. I’m not sure why Matthew Perry is starring in this vehicle, but then he hasn’t had any roles of significance lately and may be trying to latch onto Zac’s current fan base. That’s what smart older actors do, keep in the public eye by starring with young stars who may or may not last their hotshot phase.

I don’t know if I could pay good money to see 17 Again, I’ll wait until the TBS edited version, but there’s a scene in the trailer where Efron’s character resists jailbait since he’s an adult male in a teenage body. Realistically, how many guys would give in to that temptation? Legally speaking they’re fine, morally speaking…hmm. Something to think about. Guys will ponder, their women will beat them for even considering the thought.

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