May 05 2009
Who is Hayley Marie Norman? And Why Isn’t She More Exposed?
I reviewed Trailer Park of Terror for my horror blog at Examiner.com and in that movie there is a stunning young black woman with a semi-fro (I don’t know what kind of hairstyle you would call it, that’s my best guess). In the horror flick she doesn’t have a big part, she’s intended to be eye candy, but I believe she’s one of the most memorable characters to come out of that film.
Okay, that’s not saying much considering it’s a trashy redneck horror film–in the movie the white bad boy couldn’t keep his hands off of her–so I decided to look this emerging starlet up. Everyone has to start somewhere.
According to her bio on IMDB she’s starting to get some credits in. I see Norbit with Eddie Murphy, which is interesting because I thought Eddie played everyone in his comedies. I see she is credited as “Hottie” in a spot in Hancock. “Hottie” isn’t exactly going to win you an Oscar, but it might get you your next role. I see an upcoming film role for “Tranny McGuyver”… Hold up, what? It must be a small role. When I pull up the promo image for Tranny McGuyver I don’t even see her, just some scary white people in cop uniforms. Not sure what the hell that is all about?
Regardless, if you Google images for Hayley Marie Norman you’ll see she’s done plenty of modeling, such as pictorials in Stuff Magazine. Oh, and if you turn the safe search off there is one topless shot of her–thankfully! In Trailer Park of Terror they do everything unrated except show her topless. Cheapskate producers probably didn’t want to pay her extra after having to fork out for a cameo by Trace Adkins.
I’ll be on the lookout for more from this girl. She was also on Deal or No Deal opening suitcases, and in a sea of models she stands out with those chipmunk cheeks and wild hair. If you can stand out amongst the pack these days, and modeling is vicious, you’re doing well. Now she needs to find some juicy roles that value her for more than just the T&A…and then we will give her more respect, but we still expect the T&A, I mean c’mon.

Horrible review, on a so-called actress. She’s not even pretty.
There’s a reason why she isn’t so exposed….