You have to laugh. Kiefer Sutherland, already on probation for a DUI, headbutted a fashion designer.

Head butting is something you only see in the movies or in professional wrestling (and that’s fake anyhow–yeah, I said it). What would prompt any one to headbutt another person is beyond me. Punching someone I understand, but to physically take your head and use it as a weapon in a move intended to knock the other guy unconcious is pure slapstick.

The fashion designer’s name is Jack McCollough. Who? He’s that guy Kiefer Sutherland head-butted.

That’s what he will be famous for from now on because when I did a search on him that is all that came up.

The rumor mill is saying that Jack McCollough for some reason bumped into Brooke Shields and that somehow caused a chain reaction inciting Kiefer’s head to react. It doesn’t make too much sense because McCollough is friends with Brooke and therefore wouldn’t need her honor upheld by “Mr. 24 Hours.”

The likely explanation is that Kiefer was drunk. After all he’s already in trouble for drinking while driving (what a dick, can’t he afford a chauffer?). It could have been anyone who Kiefer decided to attack on the spur of the moment.

Or maybe it was Brooke Shields that did the headbutting and Kiefer, being the gentleman that he is, decided to cover for her. Brooke looks like she could headbutt too, so I’m not ruling out this possible scenario.

We’ll try to keep on it with an update when this goes to trial.

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